RECIPES YOU WILL LOVE

Good evening. This afternoon the Mother of the Bride of the wedding this weekend met me at Sams and we picked up two trunk loads (and mine is a large SUV) of food! We took it to the church and was able to get all of the fruit and veggies in the refrigerator! WHAT a job - but I was so thankful for the food. They had worked all day decorating! It is looking so great!!

Here is something so cute that a very sweet friend sent me. I appologize if it offends anyone - I hope you will just enjoy the humor even if you aren't blond!

A Blonde's Cookbook...(notes from her diary):

MONDAY

It's fun to cook for Dan. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me the extra bowls.

TUESDAY

He wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when he brought a friend home for supper.

WEDNESDAY

A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can't say it improved the rice any.

THURSDAY

Today he asked for salad again I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients; lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Asked me why I was rolling around in the garden..

FRIDAY

I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it.. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.

SATURDAY

He did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday. I don't have any clothes that fit it, and for some reason he keeps counting to ten.

SUNDAY

. I wanted to serve roast but all I had was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius.. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.

GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very exciting week! I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe . If I can talk him into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with a chocolate moose.


CUTE!!! Now those that remember I was not born a blonde - But if the years of each count -- I'm definitely a blond!!


It was a lot more cute on the email -- Monday through Sunday was in color and dancing around! Sorrty - I AM NOT THAT CLEVER -- guess I'm just blond!!!

I am really tired and I don't have a special recipe picked out for you -- so I will close with this:

The Old Junk Yard Dog
Jeremiah 40:4
“I free you this day from the chains that were on your hands.”

Two good old boys went to the local junk yard to rummage for car parts. The owner told them to go out back and find what they needed, and then he would work out a price with them.
“You boys watch for my dog,” he told them.”He out there to keep thieves from breaking in at night, so he shouldn’t brother you. But just in case, keep your eyes opened.”

The two went cautiously into the yard, more than a little concerned about running into the old man’s dog. Slowly working their way around, they came upon an old abandoned well. “How deep do you think it is?”One said to the other. “I don’t know,” he replied, “Lets through a brick down it and see how long it takes to hit bottom.” They never heard it hit bottom.”
Seeing an old car battery nearby they threw it down the well, thinking a heavier object would be easier to hear. Still no sound. “Hey, let’s throw this old engine block down the well,” one said, “it’s so heavy we’re bound to hear it hit bottom.”

AS soon as they dropped the engine, the junk yard dog came racing from am old wreck. His teeth were glistening in the sun, his growl sounded like a crazed lion, his eyes were blood red with rage, and foam was streaming from both sides of his mouth. He jumped right at the two men. Fortunately for them the dog missed and fell down into the well.

The old man hearing all the racket, came out of the shop and asked “Are you boys alright?”
“Yes sir,” they answered.
“My dog didn’t bite you, did he?” I heard him barking. Is everything OK?
“Well, sir,” they replied, “we don’t know how to tell you this…but your dog just jumped down the well.”
The old man stared in disbelief, and said, “NO, that not possible. I had him chained up to an old engine block.”
What are you chained to today? If it goes down, are you going down with it? The Lord “sets you free this day from the chains that were upon your hands!” Walk in freedom, and leave the junk for others.

Look for the good in everyone and do something good for one another! God Bless each of you! I may be off for a couple of days - you know THE WEDDING!! I will be back though - God's Will!!!